DESKLEAGUE PLAYOFF CANCELLED AFTER DESKLY DUCKS EL BENDITO

Listen kid, here’s the deal. We were all set for the biggest DESKLEAGUE yet. The fans were ready, the fighters were locked in, but now… it’s cancelled. Why? Deskly decided to bail. That's right, he's ducking. He chose to flee the country instead of facing El Bendito. He won’t be getting a title shot. He’s going back to the drawing board. 

What’s the question? Yeah, we were wondering where he learned to duck kids as well. We did some research and realized that he used to participate in some ritual called "Duck Day." We think Deskly may have reverted to this ritual and that is why he's ducking El Benditio. 

But here’s the thing - how do you not do Fat vs. Maurice? That fight is happening now. You better believe it. With the playoff off the table, we’re booking it today. The fans want it, and it’s going down.

So yeah, the DESKLEAGUE Playoff is cancelled.

That’s it. That’s the story. See you when we see you.

- Sidehustle